Nov 04, 2008 12:00 - By: Sam Barrett

Detroit skyline viewed from Canada.
Finding five cheap things to do in Detroit, MI is easy. The only hard part is deciding what to do. The definition of cheap I’m using with this post is under $10. All of the items are kid friendly, girlfriend friendly, but not necessarily dog friendly. Each activity requires little planning and does not include meals, back rubs, or gas. Amenities such as these will have to provided by yourself or a paid stranger.
1. Detroit Institute of Art
Greatly underrated the DIA is the fifth-largest fine arts museum in the United States with holdings of over 60000 works. Pow! Did you know that? The DIA has more than 100 galleries, an 1,150-seat auditorium, a 380-seat lecture/recital hall, and an art reference library. It has presented exhibitions comprised of works from all over the world and from its own home grown collection. It has co-organized such famous exhibitions as Van Gogh: Face to Face in 2000 and Magnificenza! The Medici, Michelangelo and the Art of the Late Renaissance Florencein 2003. It also has a store to buy sourvenirs and knickknacks. Tickets are $8 for adults, $4 for children (6-17).
2. Belle Isle
Belle Isle, located 3 miles north of the city, is the largest island park in the United States. It has been through many phases and renovations since it’s inception in the 1880s, but it still houses many landmarks and avenues for cheap entertainment. The Anna Scripps Whitcomb Conservatory, which is the nation’s oldest conservatory, has botanical gardens and a greenhouse that cover 13 acres. It’s open to the public for free. Belle Isle is home to the Dossen Great Lakes Museum, a maritime museum that holds The Miss Pepsi, one of the fastest hydroplane racing boats of all time. Lastly, the reason I go to Belle Isle… to swim. There is a half mile of sandy beaches and grassy nooks for picnicking, barbecue, and free old swimming in the sun. Passage to Belle Isle is free and it’s open all year.
3. The Motown Museum
Cast in gold as one of Detroit’s hottest spots The Motown Museum is dedicated to preserving the memory and impact of the Motown Record Corporation. Exhibitions include historical photography of the founders and artists, rare artwork, costumes, memorabilia from the booming era, and of course music. Smokey Robinson, Diana Ross or members of The Temptations will not be on hand for guided tours, but their spirit and influence can be felt. Admission is $10 dollars for adults, $8 for children and seniors.
4. The Renaissance Center
I stayed here for my 30th birthday. The weather was rabid but spending time in the Renaissance Center was like an oasis. Built by GM as its world headquarters it also contains within its pinnacles many restaurants, hotels, shopping boutiques, health clubs, spas, banks, a theater, and of course the latest GM automobiles and concepts. Exploring this circular glass structures inside and out is like walking in and around a futuristic city in space. The Renaissance Center offers free hour long tours which educate attendees on the history of GM and the secret to their world domination.
5. Detroit Derby Girls
Roller derby is seasonal but with the out-of-league play and the extended road to the national championship, this is almost a year around must for cheap entertainment. The Detroit Derby Girls, the toughest girls in the Motor City, strap on four-wheeled skates and battle on the flat track until a winner prevails. The competition is gruesome, the blood is real, and the blocks will drop your jaw. With halftime entertainment for the kids consisting of Rockabilly bands, hula hooping, and musical chairs, it’s fun for the whole family. I myself like the licorice ropes and festive refs. Tickets are $12 at Ticketmaster, but you can pick up presale tickets at various local locations for $10. No one ever said cheap entertainment was easy.
The great thing about these five activities is they’re cheap but they’re also worth every penny. If you want more fluff and less ruff in your entertainment you’ll need to go elsewhere and pay for it. Again, each activity requires little planning and does not include meals, foot massages, or ethanol. Amenities such as these will have to provided by yourself or a homeless entrepreneur.