10. It’s hard to fit the word “Huzzah” into everyday conversation.

9.  You’ve never really liked to use utensils.

 

8.  Talented artisans.

7.  Musicians and magicians.

 

6.  Insults and vulgarity are part of the fun.

5.  A good jousting match is hard to find in suburbia.

4.  Camelot is your favorite movie.

3.  It’s been a long time since you’ve eaten an entire turkey leg.

 

2.  You still like to play dress-up, and the Renaissance Festival has the only castle for miles around.

1.  Where else can an entire audience be entertained by characters with names like “Puke and Snot”?  (RIP Snot.)

 

If this sounds like your cup of ale, these are some upcoming Renaissance Festivals:

Linda (minnemom) writes about family travel at Travels with Children.
Although her trip to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival with kids didn’t go so well,
she and her husband went on one of their first dates there together.  Isn’t that sweet?

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